She told me she only masterbates to Kenny Rogers songs.
OMG. What did u say?
I told her I did too.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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