that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I've never seen so many strippers at a funeral...
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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