So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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