yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
This is my gift to your gina
Holy sore nipples Batman
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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