i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
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