guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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