do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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