it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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