yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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