just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
Randomize
