I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
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