when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
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