ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
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