Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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