Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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