Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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