You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
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Do I have a choice?
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Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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