I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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