You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
So I'm eating my burger minding my own business, when the guy next to me starts up a conversation. Seemed normal at first, stocks, bonds, etc...then he said...and I quote "I can push a bowling-ball up a flight of stairs with my tongue." As I awkwardly laughed he broke out "I bet you I could bite the head off of a rabbit."
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
It's shark week go big or go home
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