A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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