on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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