I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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