I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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