I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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