nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
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