btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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