Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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