How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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