I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
Randomize
