That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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