i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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