You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
3pm strippers are depressing
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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