The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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