There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
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