Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
