was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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