1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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