we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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