Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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