The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
then he tried to convert me to islam
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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