I'm really into asian looking animals
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
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