Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
this will be a night to untag.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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