Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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