? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
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