What did we do last night that was yellow?
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
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