i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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