Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Randomize
