i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
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