If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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