"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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